Hey fellas, there has been some serious debate over the years that we need to put to bed.
Ok, here is the question: Out of all the Perntagetters, who has been the most whooped?
Now to answer the question, you need the following info to justify your answer:
1. Which Perntagetter was it?
2. Who was the Pernt that had the Getter whooped?
3. When was it?
4. How long did this whoop last?
5. And finally, what made him so whooped? What indicator gave it away?
We need some active and lively debate on this, so feel free to blog away, even you perntas out there that secretly check this blog out. :)
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I'll start the debate off. it is a tough one between Rick T, Paul Luke and Yetter. Rick was whooped by any chic that said hi to him. Paul had quite a few that he would fork out the kizzle cash for with gifts, but i think i'm gonna go with Yetter.
1. Yetter
2. Penny
3. All of the ricks college years,like 95-98. Yetter was on the 3 yr plan as was i. super seniors.
4. still going on
5. yetter used to tell the boys he was tired and going home and we would say our farewells, only to find his cherry maroon pontiac parked at Colonial House or Brookside. to fib to the fellas for a pernt is pretty whooped. :)
Here is the deal, I got to admit that Chubbs puts up a pretty good argument due to the fact that they are married. Still!! I really had a hard time not picky Rudy, the reason is because you could never narrow it down to just one girl. All the girls Rudy dated he was whooped over, and believe me there was plenty. But in the end I have to say Rudy and Natalie Simmons. It was Rudys sophore year and her, I think 7th grade, correct me on that one Rudy but i am pretty sure I am right. This lasted through and probably several months after the mission, whith I am sure much hostility. But how can you pick over someone, anyone that runs over his girlfriends foot and breaks it, over jealousy (because she was talking to another boy. Rudy is clearly the front runner.
Well said Gene. you make a very strong argument. i wasnt privy to the whooped high school rudy. i was getting yettied to death, but i think rudy leaps into first place. I mean lets be honest, he even got whooped by his own cousin. Beeewhoooop!
How can either of you not put anything about yetter!!! what about the old "i am tired and going home to bed" and then later find him at Brookside with Penny! he takes the cake, bakes it, and then eats it!!!!
tough one. Yerald and Brittany Hathaway from St. A. were pretty redic in '93. she made him do un-perntagetty things. I remember many a time riding in the back of the possessed Sterling feeling pretty useless and unwanted as they listened to Eurasure love songs and gave me looks like "can't you disappear?" Holy shiz though, I'm still hearing stories to this day about Rudy and Natalie from my wife who was pretty tight w/ Natalie back in the day. Rudy and his blow-ups when Natalie found out about his "loose" behavior and her getting even with him. some real fatal attraction type stuff that went on for decades it seemed like. But also Yerald will attest that Brian Zollinger and Alesha Lent were pretty unreal. I remember Brian driving 100mph on opposite sides of the roads with oncoming traffic and even in the gutter screaming out obsenities and daring death to come take him now because of this mostly innocent young lass. This kind of behavior is hard to handle as a bystander in certain syruppy situations. So I say Rudy wins w/ Bryan (aka Satan) 2nd.
O.K. Obviously the Garns boys are going to be tough to beat at this game (they always were so whipable). But I think Chubbs could give them a real run. You see, in high school, after breaking up with Heather Lamph, Chubbs would go a good couple of miles out of his way to drive by her house every morning on the way to school and then again at night on the way home. (I'm not really sure what he was hoping to see or to accomplish by doing this.) And this shiz went on for weeks!
I eventually had to be asked to talk to him and see if i could get him to stop driving by because it was getting so creepy for her. (Clearly, if this girl had a rabbit Chubbs would have had that thing boiled repeatedly.)
So yes, the Garn boys did some pretty ridic. things in their whipped states but Chubbs took things to a whole nutha level with this one. Come on , they were broken up for Pete's sake. Sometimes, you just gotta let it go Chubbs!
Ohhhhhhh pete, was he one whoooped feller. boy oh boy tru that rudy was too. always way to coshier to the ladies. lmao Tru yetter was pretty bad also with joey hill, and what about Gary and Stephany Parker. Hmmmmmm Ol gary boy pretty whopped. But gary held to his smart guns, hahahahaha. I was never whooped! ha ha
pete did chase those dang lamp girls. ugggggg we missed out on many many laps on main cuz of it. Ohhh many pernts were waiting while we were spying on his stupid Heather. Sittin in his pickup missin out on all those laps. Keele was getting way to far ahead. So many pernts to chase but pete was whooped by 1! Pete ruined the pernt for all the fellas trying to chase lamp. So my vote now that I am on board Goes to the biggest whopped feller by the ladies is PETE I know that Rudy Poo is right behind him if not exactly next to him.they are 2 that would do ANYTHING for the pernt. Ditch the boys, easy for them, they do love the pernt. I am out. Ultimate Pernta getter Ceasar.
Cez, good to see you chiming in you dirty bugger. what about you and dirty deborah? you dogged us so many times on main st by subway to go visit that pernt. anywho, i love reading you posts, so keep it up.
boy, oh boy, aawhhhaawammm
Hoover "my Pops" told us as kids never to have just one. He said you Must have a variety of pernts. For if one displeases you, you go to the other, and so on and so forth. Never let one pernt control you he would say. Except he wouldnt say pernt, he would say girl. He never even let girls call our house for us. It was the boys job to call the girl if he was interested. He would tell the girls, My boy will call you if he is interested in you and then he hung up the phone. "Hoover"
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I'm not gonna lie fellas. Although I wasn't privy to much of the high school whoops you've referred to I've seen first hand the magical whoopower Penny has held over Yetter for well over a decade. I mean seriously night after night the feigned "I'm tired fellas, gotta go home and get some sleep..." only to see his car parked at Penny's place I mean seriously!!! Or when she was around he would always leave early: "Oh shiz I'm so tired... We gotta go." And the way they Cuddled night after night at Gary Indiana’s house put a new spin on the meaning of "Glued Together".
Rudy has to come in a close second with the way he would coddle and coo five girls every night before hitting the bed during the college days. I mean the way his voice changed from Rowdy Rudy to Super Cakey Cake Boy of the year betrayed his true inner pernt. Night after endless night, pernt after endless pernt.
But the legendary whoop stories of the pre mission/post mission Nat infatuation is still pretty epic. Not to mention the subsequent transference of his whoop onto her little sister... WHOOOOOOP!
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